101 Thoughts on The E! People's Choice Awards: 2019

101 Thoughts on The E! People's Choice Awards: 2019
Why are the E! Awards on Bravo and USA and not E?
Strong intro video
Did not know IronMan died. Whoops, spoiler alert.
Robert Downey Jr! Is he the host? Is there a host?
Why does he have those Bono sunglasses on?
It’s a live broadcast, interesting.
What is DoLittle? Like Dr. DoLittle?
Kelsea Ballerini’s dress looks like a bath loofah.

9. I like that it’s just “Comedy Act” not best female or male comedian.
11. I didn’t realize he could walk, I thought he was paralyzed after that accident. Good for him!
12. He’s getting a standing ovation, aww!!
13. The actual award looks like a mix between a track baton and an Amazon Alexa.
14. What is ‘Dollface’?
15. Yes! Girl Power.
16. Wait, but now why is this one “FEMALE” movie star? Can’t it just be an equal opportunity award?
17. “Us” looks so scary, I don’t think I can ever watch it.
18. That is a pretty dress, Zendaya.

19. The death of Tony Stark was the biggest moment of 2019 and I totally missed it, whoops!!
20. What is Jumanji: The Next Level? Was what the newest Jumanji?
21. I need to see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood!
22. Cole Sprouse! Wow, that’s a shocker but Five Feet Apart was a good movie!!
23. This is an interesting shirt/tie combo. That suit jacket is too big.

24. He has weird hair
25. Sarah Hyland’s dress makes her look like the Little Mermaid.
26. Oh wait, maybe it’s Palm Trees not Starfish.

27. ALI WONG! I love her! Always Be My Maybe was the best, and free! Thanks Netflix!
28. Noah Centineo, winner. Ok.
29. What happened to him? What’s with the knee brace and crutches and what!

30. Everyone in the audience is wondering what the heck happened to him too!
31. “It matters not, what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done, for others.” That’s a sweet but a little confusing sentiment.
32. I love Asante Black.

33. This is a weird joke about Adam Sandler.
34. I loved the new Aladdin!!!
35. Ope. RDJ lost his Bono shades.
36. I like his sneakers.
37. Wow. Jeremy Scott. This is a LEWK.

38. Does he have a grill?
39. I wonder how long it took him to get into this outfit?
40. How does he go to the bathroom?
41. Gwen’s hair looks pretty.
42. He is very aggressive about this speech.
43. Hollaback Girl/Harajuku Girls was the best Gwen Stefani phase in my opinion.
44. She has a big bow on her outfit too.

45. Why are you telling Blake to look at you?
46. This is a weird stream of consciousness speech. You knew you were getting this award, it says Fashion Icon on your dress, why didn’t you write something?
47. Kelly Rowland looks pretty

48. Yes, we love the tea. Everyone loves Reality Television.
49. I should have watched Bachelor in Paradise.
50. I think the Kardashians have won every year.
51. Khloe also won! She deserves it for sharing all that sh*t with Tristan.
52. I love Kourtney’s outfit!!

53. DANG! 18 seasons, that’s A LOT!
54. This outfit looks like in the Lizzie McGuire movie when she tries on that inflatable dress…
inflatable dress inflatable dress lizzie
55. Alessia Cara has some BIG hoops on.

56. I’m not sure if I like this song or not.
57. All these talk shows are so good.
58. I love Carpool Karaoke.
59. JIMMY FALLON IS THE BEST.
61. He thanked the Veterans! That’s one of the reasons why he’s the best.
62, Good Boys was hilarious.
63. WWE RAW seems out of place in this category.
64. BIG BANG THEORY! I miss it so much already.
65. I meant to watch Stranger Things before the new season premiered… I still haven’t.
66. I love Reese Witherspoon and Big Little Lies
67. Alex Morgan is pregnant!
68. This neckline and hairstyle combo is not flattering.

69.P!nk is amazing.
70. The world does need our help.
71. She is so inspiring.
72. “I don’t care about your politics; I care about your kids. I care about decency, and humanity, and kindness.” YESSSSS.
73. I love Thomas Rhett.
74. This is such a tough category. I love everyone.
75. Oh Blake, you’re funny. What do you see in Gwen?
76. What did he say that got bleeped???
77. Love. The. Challenge.
78. AGT is so good. It should win.
79. “The height of your success is equal to the depth of your gratitude.” Wow, people are insightful tonight.
80. Uncut Gems looks insane.
81. I want Adam Sandler to introduce me. This is a good speech!!
82. I haven’t seen some of these movies. I need to catch up on my Jen An.
83. We do this for the money, I love you Jen.
84. You believed in those impossibly large apartments. OMG, this is great.
85. I NEED APPLE TV+ I want to watch the Morning Show!!
86. I like how Blake says tonight and club.
87. I like all these disco balls.

88. I don’t want to go to The Club either, Kelsea. Let’s just Netflix it.
89. Females are Strong as Hell.
90. Yes, Jane Fonda being arrested is iconic.
91. Greta Thunberg!
92. This female empowerment video is going to make me cry.
93. COCO!

94. I like your dress, Brittany Snow!

95. I love Kodi Lee.
96. Hannah is nominated against two of her exes, awkward.
97. Hannah won! She’s so sweet and pretty.

98. Simone Biles is a Game Changer.
99. I want to see the Hustle.
100. I don’t think Yesterday was a comedy…
101. Murder Mystery! Netflix for the win, again.




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